this dude just drew a perfect circle by hand.
this motherfucker
(Source: jeffrey-lebowski)
LAKUTIS - FLYING (New EXCLUSIVE May 2012 Music) (by vaidisuh)
I got sucked down a das racist youtube hole in trying to find a release date for this dude’s album. I dunno what this track is off of, but the fact that’s a year old either means it’s coming out soon or never. Probably.
Kitty Pryde, “Okay Cupid” Live at The FADER FORT Presented by Converse (by TheFaderTeam)
The video is worth it to just watch her yell frank ocean at inanimate lames in the crowd
I have this gif of ken cosgrove tapdancing but tumblr’s dumblr so you’ll just have to imagine that shit.
also gif is supposed to be pronounced “jif” learned shit
and by big work I mean walking around in flip flops and replying to craiglist wanted ads to what are most likely imaginary companies
Like I was leaving one class and instead of head down no eye contact I thought “hey, this was a nice class and you royally fucked up this essay, why not say something nice” so I’m all “probably see you next semester” and he’s all “Well what are you taking?”
Like I knew what I’d be taking. so I go “I dunno, but I’m in this building a lot”
goddamn dullard. as if I just find myself at random in the building for extended periods of time.
no time for chit chat. doing the big work over here.
I also have to go to school, well don’t have to but am because I’m impatient, but it might be packed because Bill Cosby is going to be there and I’ve got a blister from walking in flip flops but why the fuck wouldnt I walk in flip flops and do teachers lurk around when school isn’t in session it’s cool if they do but I’d just like to have small talk chambered.
I think when I try to explain to people that I’m poor and don’t have a phone they may assume I’m making a really lazy excuse to ditch or not talk to them.
Which upsets me because if I wanted to ditch you’d have no idea. Harry Houdini of bullshit.
THANK YOU FOR THE HOPE IN YOUR SYMBOLISM. BUT I HAVE TO LEAVE, AMERICA. I WILL COME BACK TO LIVE, FOR YOU, LIBERTY, WHEN THOSE POWERS THAT BE, TAKE RESPONSIBILITY IN HEARING THE MAJORITY VOICE OF THE PEOPLES OF THE UNITED AMERICAN STATES AND FOR ALL WHOM CALL IT HOME, FOR EXACTLY THIS SYMBOLISM THE POWERS THAT BE, HAVE USED AS FALSE CURRENCY TO RAPE THIS EARTH WITH IT’S LIES, PROTECTION OF WEALTH, AND VICIOUS SLAYINGS & INHUMANE PRIVATE CONTRACTED MILITARIES WORLDWIDE FOR DOMINATION & COMPLETE INVALIDATION OF FREEDOM FOR WHICH THEY HAVE SO PERFECTLY STOLEN FROM ALL WHO STILL BELIEVE IN ALL THOSE SPEECHES WITHIN THE FABRIC CO-ALIGNING WITH OUR CONSTITUTION, SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE FIGHT TO KEEP FIGHTING…..ACROSS THE BOARD: TIME FOR AN NEW INDEPENDENT. I DEMAND A TRI PARTISAN.
I DEMAND A NATIVE AMERICAN VOTE AND CHECK YOUR BLOOD LINE PEOPLE’S, THERE IS MORE THAN JUST MONEY IN THAT GENOCIDE, THERE IS A HISTORY OF WAR AND SUFFRAGE IN THAT LAND, AND UNDERGROUND RAILROAD HAS ALWAYS STUCK PERFECTLY AROUND. AND UNDER THERE, IS OUR GROUND. IT IS OUR LAND AND IF WE HAVE TO FIGHT FOR OUR LAND AND OUR VOICE TO BE HEARD, HOW DO YOU FIGHT WITH JUST A WORD IN TEXT, SPEAK IT. HE WHO WISH TO NOT HEAR IT, GO OUT & SPEAK IT TEN FOLD, THEY WHO WISH TO NOT HEAR IT, GO OUT & SPEAK HUNDRED FOLD, UNTIL MORE THAN 1BILLION PEOPLE GET YOUR MESSAGE OF SOLIDARITY, TRI PARTISAN. TAKING THE GREEN INDEPENDENT MORE SERIOUSLY THAN EVER THOUGH POSSIBLE IN A WORLD OF TWITTER @twitter OF INSTAGRAM @instagram OF FACEBOOK @facebook OF YOUR MAKING CONVERSATION WITH STRANGERS IN AFFINITY. @npr @nprmusic @pitchforkmedia @brooklynvegan @rollingstone @pearljamofficial @jamesfrancotv @kimkardashofficial @oprah @theellenshow @leonardodicaprio @nytimes @vice @villagevoice @madonna @beyonce @diplo @questlove @U2 @bono @davechappelle @davidblaine @davidrosss @caradelevingne @karlagerfeld @michelgaubert @jouvonmichaelkingsby @jocrantelle @hansenchanning @crazal @danieldesure @doctortriplej @daftpunk #malcolmx @martinlutherkingthethird #worldwide
chan chan do what you gotta do
I read that High Intensity training, for instance sprinting as hard as you can for like two minutes, is a shortcut to getting fit. So I’m going to take anice long leisurely hike. Cuz fuck doing logical things.
When I get called on stage at graduation I plan on flying up using my medieval Stevie Nicks sleeves, taking whatever’s standing in for my diploma,...
I really need more murder mysteries and ghost stories in my life.
MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS...
""Let's call a truce."
shoulder/collarbone pr0n
Nothing makes me feel untalented quite like Guitar Hero does.
Alfred Hitchcock